I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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