I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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