plz talk dirty to me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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