why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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