What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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