Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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