Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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