Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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