The brown eye won't let me do that either.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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