And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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