i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Still dying that you shit outside
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
