so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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