I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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