you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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