I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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