So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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