You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
