how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
