Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
did i walk over a car last night?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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