she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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