I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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