nut hugger
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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