Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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