But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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