I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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