we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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