How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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