She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If I die, sorry about rent.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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