tell your sister to shave her snatch
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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