They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i think my cat just said my name.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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