you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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