well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
