I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i would one night stand the shit outta him
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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