I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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