After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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