Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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