its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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