There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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