3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Randomize
