I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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