he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
