I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Jerry, you need to find god
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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