yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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