I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You've changed since you got that strap on
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