K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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