My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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