i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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