am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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