And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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