I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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